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Жека нашла мой вибратор. Ходит по дому, стучит им по всем горизонтальным поверхностям и приговариват "Ножка, ножка..." {для любопытных: таки, похож на ножку :О)}
Как бы его у неё выманить, чтобы скандала не было :)

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maugletta
Jan. 26th, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
(задумалась о приобретении вибратора)
и так использовать можно- и ребенка занять....Полезная штука.
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
Полезная - не то слово ;)
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Это включая время на сон? - irbisa - Jan. 26th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC) - Expand
Я себе воображаю: - maugletta - Jan. 26th, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC) - Expand
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М-дя... - maugletta - Jan. 26th, 2006 08:43 pm (UTC) - Expand
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Re: если без дураков - hanka - Jan. 26th, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: если без дураков - kpoxa_e - Jan. 27th, 2006 12:39 pm (UTC) - Expand
надо трактак написать!! - hanka - Jan. 27th, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC) - Expand
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vyk13
Jan. 26th, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
Как бы его у неё выманить, чтобы скандала не было :)
Buy one for her own use? :))
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 02:27 pm (UTC)
Да вот как бы не пришлось :))
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sylphida
Jan. 26th, 2006 02:28 pm (UTC)
о, вот что мне нужно прикупить..
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
Была бы ты в сити - я б тебе дивный магазинчик показала. Держат две лесбиянки :)
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нет :) - kpoxa_e - Jan. 26th, 2006 06:48 pm (UTC) - Expand
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*заинтересованно* - irbisa - Jan. 26th, 2006 03:50 pm (UTC) - Expand
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dimochkin
Jan. 26th, 2006 02:46 pm (UTC)
Теперь я знаю что у тебя есть вибратор. Пошел думать.
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:18 pm (UTC)
Чего надумаешь - сообщи, Ы? :)
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kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:18 pm (UTC)
То ись, пардон, а муж тут при чём? :)))))
Жека орёт, если чего отбирают :)
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henic
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
Хи-хи-хи! :)))

Только форма какая-то странная.
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
Ну, это. Для G-spot он :)
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emoe
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
скажи что ему надо домой, его детки ждут и все хорошо будет
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:23 pm (UTC)
Я ей упаковку макарон дала взамен :) Пока устроило :)))
lip_kiss
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
:)
Я надеюсь, все прилично?
Вибратор - обрезан??!
hanka
Jan. 26th, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
Re: :)
ты меня навел на мысль...
слушай, а кошерные презервативы - они тоже обрезаны?
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leprechaun
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:47 pm (UTC)
Re: :)
давно я так не ржал
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 06:19 pm (UTC)
Re: :)
Glad to hear :)
bizam
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:48 pm (UTC)
купить себе другой. а этот оставить ей, пока не надоест. когда сама его бросит - убрать потихоньку и оставить в запасе.
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
Ну, я бы не сказала, что мне ТАК он срочно нужен :)))))
stellochka76
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
bibratori pryata nado, a ne na vidnoe mesto stavit!:)))))))))))on u tebya chto vmesto vazi na polke stoyal?")
leprechaun
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
и цветочек воткнут, ага :)
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Eureka!!!!!!!!!!!!! - stellochka76 - Jan. 26th, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC) - Expand
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chick_a
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
бойся, чтоб в кукольные одёжки не начала одевать
хе-хе-хе
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
Mental picture, be gone!!! :)))
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hanka
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
Слушай, а че ты так плохо прячешь? А если бы сын нашел? Мне кажется, сыну в таком возрасте было бы очень неприятно, он-то уже понимает, для чего нужна "ножка"
tobeornot
Jan. 26th, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
почему было бы неприятно?
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tobeornot
Jan. 26th, 2006 04:32 pm (UTC)
Подсунуть что-нить интересное вместо, чтобы внимание переключить:))

Представляю, что сказала бы моя мама увидев бы одну из своих внучек за таким занятием:)))))) Ой.. если честно, даже не представляю:)))))))))))))
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
Я даже не хочу думать в этом направлении :))))
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dorimena
Jan. 26th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
теперь знаю : от небрежного обращения с вибратором появляются многодетные семьи
kpoxa_e
Jan. 26th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
Ну, трое - это ещё не многодетная :)
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