According to Howard Ashland, linguistics professor at Brooklyn College and renowned Hebronics scholar, the sentence structure of Hebronics derives from middle and eastern European language patterns, as well as Yiddish.
Professor Shulman explains, 'In Hebronics, the response to any question is usually another question with a complaint that is either implied or stated.
'Thus How are you? may be answered, How should I be, with my bad feet?'
Shulman says that Hebronics is a superb linguistic vehicle for expressing sarcasm or skepticism. An example is the repetition of a word with sh or shm at the beginning: Mountains, shmountains. Stay away. You should want a nosebleed?
Another Hebronics pattern is moving the subject of a sentence to the end, with its pronoun at the beginning: 'Its beautiful, that dress.'
Shulman says one also sees the Hebronics verb moved to the end of the sentence. Thus the response to a remark such as 'Hes slow as a turtle,' could be: 'Turtle, shmurtle! Like a fly in Vaseline he walks.'
Shulman provided the following examples from his best-selling textbook, Switched-On Hebronics:
Question: What time is it?
English answer: Sorry , I dont know.
Hebronic response: What am I, a clock?
Remark: I hope things turn out okay.
English answer: Thanks.
Hebronic response: I should be so lucky!
Remark: Hurry up. Dinners ready.
English answer: Be right there.
Hebronic response: Alright already, Im coming.
Whats with the hurry business? Is there a fire?
Remark: I like the tie you gave me; I wear it all the time.
English answer: Glad you like it.
Hebronic response: So whats the matter; you dont like the other ties I gave you?
Remark: Sarah and I are engaged.
English answer: Congratulations!
Hebronic response: She could stand to lose a few pounds.
Question: Would you like to go riding with us?
English answer: Just say when.
Hebronic response: Riding, shmiding! Do I look like a cowboy?
To the guest of honour at a birthday party:
English answer: Happy birthday.
Hebronic response : A year smarter you should become.
Remark: Its a beautiful day.
English answer: Sure is.
Hebonic response: So the sun is out; what else is new?
Answering a phone call from a son:
English answer: Its been a while since you called.
Hebronic response: You didnt wonder if Im dead already?